Birthday Parties
Would you like us to bring anvils/hammers/fire so the kids (or grownups) can make mini-swords at your next event? Includes all tools and materials for up to 30 kids. Text 970-239-1024 to schedule a date.
Regular: $100
With SnowCones: $150
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Sword Earrings
Don't just look fierce, BE FIERCE! If you like jewelry, sword earings are just your thing. We make different colors and sizes.
Earings: $8/pair
Classic Mini Sword
Hand-forged with care, our classic mini sword is a perfect gift or collectible.
Classic: $2
Dragon Slayer Mini Sword
Channel your inner warrior with this intricately designed mini sword.
DragonSlayer: $3
Rainbow Mini Sword
Beautifully decorated with iridescent colors these mini swords are true works of art.
Rainbow: $5
Classic Lemonade
Perfectly tart and sweet, our classic lemonade is the perfect refreshment on a hot day.
Small: $2
Large: $4
About Us
Erik's Lemonade and Mini-swords is founded on two simple truths:
- In todays world, armed medieval combat can happen at any moment. [1]. Alas, carrying around a full sized sword all day is impractical.
- Sword fights are thirsty work.
From these foundations we build a solution:
- Mini-Swords! Our computers now now fit in our pockets, why not our swords? Perfect for fending off minuscule mammals, diminutive dragons, nano-knights, etc.
- Our Lemonade has been scientifically [2] proven to vanquish thirst.
Contact Us
Have questions or want to place an order? Reach out to us at [email protected]. Or text 970-239-1024
1. Also, squirrel attacks are on the rise. ↩
2. Pending peer review.↩